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   COMPUTER JOKES [16/06 08:22AM]   
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Questionable Security

 

A computer-illiterate client called the help desk asking how to change her password.

"Okay," I said, after punching in a few keys. "Log in using the password 123456."

"Is that all in caps?" she asked.


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   The Ten Commandments for Amateur Astronomers [10/05 02:29AM]   
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  1. Thou shalt have no white light before thee, behind thee, or to the side of thee whilst sharing the night sky with thy fellow stargazers.

  2. Thou shalt not love thy telescope more than thy spouse or thy children; as much as, maybe, but not more.

  3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's telescope, unless it exceeds in aperture or electronics twice that of thy wildest dreams.

  4. Thou shalt not read "Astronomy" or "Sky & Telescope" on company time, for thine employer makes it possible to continue thine astronomical hobby.read more ...

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   You might be a college student if . . . [04/05 10:02AM]   
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1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student.

2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.

3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.

4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.

5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.

6. If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping.

7. If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II).
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   Two students miss a final exam [04/05 10:01AM]   
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Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class and did pretty well on all the quizzes and mid-terms--so much so that going into the final, they each had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week, despite the Chemistry final being on Monday, they decided to go to the Uuniversity of Virginina to party with some friends.

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   Writing home with ease [04/05 10:00AM]   
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Dear Parent(s), Date:

I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics of interest to both of us.

Please send me:

__ Money (Cash) Amount: _____
__ Food (Cookies) Dozens: _____
__ Clean clothes!

Relationships:

__ What?
__ I am in love with myself.
__ I am in love!
__ I am engaged.
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