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<title>Blog posts for jokes</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com"/>
<updated>1969-12-31T17:00:00Z</updated>
<author>
 
    						<name>jokes</name>

  						</author>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/jokes/</id>
<entry>
<title>COMPUTER JOKES</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=361"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=361</id>
<updated>2008-06-16T08:22:50Z</updated>
<summary>Questionable Security&#38;nbsp;A computer-illiterate client called the help desk asking how to change her password</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>The Ten Commandments for Amateur Astronomers </title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=241"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=241</id>
<updated>2008-05-10T02:29:10Z</updated>
<summary> Thou shalt have no white light before thee, behind thee,  or to the side of thee whilst sharing the night sky with thy fellow stargazers</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>You might be a college student if . . .</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=232"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=232</id>
<updated>2008-05-04T10:02:02Z</updated>
<summary>1</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Two students miss a final exam</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=231"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=231</id>
<updated>2008-05-04T10:01:36Z</updated>
<summary>Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Writing home with ease</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=230"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=230</id>
<updated>2008-05-04T10:00:55Z</updated>
<summary> Dear Parent(s), Date:  I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics of interest to both of us</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>A student's request for extra money</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=229"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=229</id>
<updated>2008-05-04T10:00:02Z</updated>
<summary> A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Why must we learn this?</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=228"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=228</id>
<updated>2008-05-04T09:59:27Z</updated>
<summary> One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Go to hell</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=155"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=155</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:52:57Z</updated>
<summary>There were three guys sitting behind three nuns at a football game</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Jokes on You, Teacher</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=154"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=154</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:51:49Z</updated>
<summary>One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>A female doctor can't fall asleep</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=153"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=153</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:51:07Z</updated>
<summary>A female doctor can't fall asleep</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>The Bible teaches to love your neighbor</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=152"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=152</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:50:44Z</updated>
<summary>      The Bible teaches to love your neighbor,and Kama-Sutra explains how</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Blonde Car Crash</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=151"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=151</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:49:56Z</updated>
<summary>As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>The Smart Blonde</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=150"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=150</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:49:33Z</updated>
<summary>A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Blonde in hayfield</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=149"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=149</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:49:07Z</updated>
<summary>A Blonde was driving down the road, and spotted anotherBlonde in the middle of a hayfield rowing a boat</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>what a dumb blonde</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=148"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=148</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:48:41Z</updated>
<summary>      There once was a blonde, a brunette and a red head and they were stranded in the desert and there car broke down and they all decided to take one item with them so the burnet took her cell phone just incase she got a signal some where she could call for help the red head took her canteen of water the blond took the car door after walking for 3 hours the blonde said oh yah i for got i carried this door the whole time and forgot to roll down the window no wonder i ahve been so hot      </summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Fishing Affair</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=147"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=147</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:47:42Z</updated>
<summary>      A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Talking to God</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=146"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=146</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:47:16Z</updated>
<summary>      Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Big hands</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=145"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=145</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:46:53Z</updated>
<summary>      TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!       </summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Rules of the Modern World</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=144"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=144</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:46:16Z</updated>
<summary>If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Arithmetic</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=143"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=143</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:45:41Z</updated>
<summary>      TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? VINCENT: One dollar</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Bill Gates / Clinton in Heaven</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=142"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=142</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:45:18Z</updated>
<summary> I dreamt last night that I went to Heaven, and I met St</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Fall-Down Drunk</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=141"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=141</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:43:44Z</updated>
<summary>A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>THE THREE STARS</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=140"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=140</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:40:16Z</updated>
<summary>One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein, US Ambassador to Spain Eduardo Aguirre, and television's Tony Danza were on a jungle vacation together when they were caught by a tribal group</summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>BLONDE</title>
<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=139"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=139</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:37:51Z</updated>
<summary></summary>
</entry>
<entry>
<title>Welcome Message
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<link href="http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=138"/>
<id>http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&amp;note=138</id>
<updated>2008-04-10T07:35:22Z</updated>
<summary>
We thank you for your choice to create your blog on 
on our site!

Please login to your personal administration space
in order to add categories, notes, photo albums and
to customize your blog</summary>
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