http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&category=19 There once was a blonde, a brunette and a red head and they were stranded in the desert and there car broke down and they all decided to take one item with them so the burnet took her cell phone just incase she got a signal some where she could call for help the red head took her canteen of water the blond took the car door after walking for 3 hours the blonde said oh yah i for got i carried this door the whole time and forgot to roll down the window no wonder i ahve been so hot ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=148 A Blonde was driving down the road, and spotted anotherBlonde in the middle of a hayfield rowing a boat ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=149 A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=150 As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=151 Dear Parent(s), Date: I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics of interest to both of us ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=230 Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=231 1 ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=232 http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&category=20 One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein, US Ambassador to Spain Eduardo Aguirre, and television's Tony Danza were on a jungle vacation together when they were caught by a tribal group ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=140 I dreamt last night that I went to Heaven, and I met St ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=142 http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&category=21 A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=147 http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&category=22 There were three guys sitting behind three nuns at a football game ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=155 http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&category=23 TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? VINCENT: One dollar ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=143 TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands! ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=145 One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=154 One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=228 A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=229 Thou shalt have no white light before thee, behind thee, or to the side of thee whilst sharing the night sky with thy fellow stargazers ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=241 http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&category=24 A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=141 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=144 Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=146 The Bible teaches to love your neighbor,and Kama-Sutra explains how ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=152 A female doctor can't fall asleep ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=153 Questionable Security A computer-illiterate client called the help desk asking how to change her password ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=361 Think the "Old West" is dead? Think again ... http://www.booklvrs.com/blog.php?user=jokes&note=839