A female doctor can't fall asleep. the conscience and mind are discussing in 
her.
the conscience:
- how can you sleep after you were unfaithful to your husband!
the mind:
- it depends on husbands! if your husband is always busy, he has no time for 
sex; even the holy wife will be unfaithful. you were right, my dear... hush and 
sleep...
the conscience:
- adultery differs! f****** with a patient is unprofessional!
the mind:
- yes, but remember mary from the near by hospital. she always has sex with 
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The Bible teaches to love your neighbor,
and Kama-Sutra explains how.
      

Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm 
spring day.  Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape.  Soon, he 
began to think about God. 
"God?  Are you really there?"  Jimmy said out loud. 
To his astonishment a voice came from the clouds.  "Yes, Jimmy? 
What can I do for you?" 
Seizing the opportunity, Jimmy asked, "God?  What is a million years like to 
you?" 
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. 
He who hesitates is probably right. 
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. 
No one is listening until you make a mistake. 
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. 
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